« Loser Simulator is a satirical, nihilistic life simulator about decision-making and money management. Every action in the game affects your health or your bank account. It is programmed in such a way that the longer you play it, the harder the game becomes until you die. » • Slave away in your day to day job, and rise amongst the ranks of corporate • Pursue an education to foster relationships and get a degree • Complete day to day tasks to improve your physical and mental health • Seek out a partner, go on dates, buy a mansion, and start a family • Trade stocks via a virtual Wall Street exchange, and escape taxes • Eventually, get rich enough to win the game « You can go on luxurious vacations filled with kidnapping bandits, grow influence within your company, start a family, or just survive paycheck to paycheck. The longer you play the game, the harder it becomes to maintain your health and happiness. How long will you survive? » Type: Strategy, Simulation, Text Adventure, Tycoon, Finances